- You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
- You use the expression "sun break" and know what it means.
- You know more than ten ways to order coffee.
- You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
- You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
- You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "walk" signal.
- You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it's not a real mountain.
- You know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon.
- You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon and Willamette.
- In winter, go to work in the dark and come home in the dark--while only working eight-hour days.
- You obey all traffic laws except "keep right except to pass."
- You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
- You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain" and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers." Can't wait for a day with "Showers and sun breaks."
- You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
- You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best Coffee, and Tully's
- You say "the mountain is out" when it's a pretty day and you can actually see it.
- You switch to your sandals when it gets above 60, but keep the socks on.
- You buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones after such a long time.
- You've scraped your icy car windows with a credit card.
- You've "shoveled" your driveway with a whisk broom or dust pan.
- You don't think twice about wearing Teva sandals, blaze yellow Gortex, rip-stop pants to a nice steakhouse.
- You don't go to work for a whole week if there's 2 inches of snow.
- You know what "Keep Clam" is from.
- You recycle everything possible and think people who don't are criminally irresponsible.
- You'll always like watching the fish throwers at Pike Place.
- You don't wear high heels/hose or neckties, pretty much ever.
- You've experienced firsthand the difference between "water-resistant" and "water-proof" clothing.
- You know Seattle actually gets less annual rainfall than NYC and that summer is amazingly perfect.
- You don't tell too many people because than it will get even more crowded here than it already is.
- You personally know someone who owns a boat.
- You have a giant moss carpet outside your house, not a lawn.
- Your bathroom has black mold somewhere.
- You don't iron your clothes.
- You've tried lutefisk.
- You don't need to call a computer specialist for home computer problems because you or someone you know can fix it.
- You've been in subterranean downtown Seattle via "The Underground Tour"
- You've been on most of the ferry routes and missed ferries by just a few seconds.
- You expect people to come to complete stops in highway merge lanes.
- You've bought something really good from Value Village.
- You've seen bald eagles and orca whales in the wild.
- You know University of Washington is known as "udub", not "u of w" or "uw".
- You know where all the free wireless is.
- You never have a real tan but you do get badly sunburned at least once every year.
Monday, January 28, 2008
From the northwest
Here, for your reading pleasure - and mine - is a list of some ways you'll know if you're from Seattle or from the Northwest in general. I gathered these from a bunch of other places. Ah, the northwest. =)
#38- that's what happened to you two yesterday! You ran into a Seattelite!
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny. I always expect people to know how to merge here in Seattle. It's everywhere else across the country where folks come to complete stops in the merge lane, right?!
ReplyDeleteWell, I suppose some of these could be relevant to any city anywhere. =)
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